Srsly…

Yoooo! The KKBB crew just pitched the tent at Bamboozle ‘11 and we’re ready to start flippin’! We’re super pumped about it.  However, we ran into something unforeseen. Upon our arrival in NJ we were approached by a strange man wearing bicycle shorts and a top hat. After staring at each other for some time, he clicked a few syllables, handed us a letter and promptly sprinted away. We shared a quizzical glance amongst ourselves and decided, against our better judgment, to open the letter…

The letter was printed on heavyweight paper and the letterhead simply stated “Space”. Someone had traced a pretty bad ass hand-turkey in the center and there were a few rudimentary space craft strewn about.  “Pull the inventory from your store. The Universe can not handle you selling your gear in meatspace as well as on the internets”. This was the only text. It was followed by a frowny face.  It was weird.

We discussed the letter for quite a while (after we all stopped throwing up) and decided there was just too much at stake to leave inventory in the online store. I mean, the Universe is pretty clutch and even though we may decide to destroy it at some point, today is not that day.  So just for this weekend, while we’re rocking the sh*t out of Bamboozle, our inventory wont be available in the online store. You’ll still be able to peruse and pick out gear to snag whence we put everything back. We’re just afraid of the “Space” people and their fancy calligraphy.

I guess you’ll just have to get your sexy self down to Bamboozle and come see us! We’re posted up near the Jolly Green Stage so come through, grab some gear and receive all the high fives you can handle! We hope to see all your smiling faces. If you feel the need to complain about the online store just write a letter, address it to “Space” and throw that sh*t out your window. I feel like they’ll get it…